Three webcam photographs of me and Pear. I’m a thin white person with a long face and fairly short dark hair and glasses. Pear is a gorgeous person. Each of us is wearing a shirt and waistcoat. Pear is also wearing a black jacket and a purple necktie tied in a large loose bow, and I’m wearing a black cravat with a blue floral design. In the first picture we’re just posing, in the second we’re stroking our chins thoughtfully at each other, and in the third Pear is wearing a bushy grey moustache and winking.
