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June 2013

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tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

Well, there was Inspector Spacetime, which for a while was an amazing, unparallelled phenomenon full of possibility and playfulness, but then people decided to destroy it by trying to actually make the show.

Jun 19, 201370,965 notes
#Not to mention the fact that the plan for making the show was to slavishly copy / invert every episode of 'Doctor Who' #Because that really isn't the point #The point is they could make 'Inspector Spacetime' the greatest television programme ever created #And it still wouldn't be as exciting and unique as when it was a fandom without a text

perseidbadger said: I am pretty sure OP would think it funny and I am COMPLETELY CERTAIN that I would!

Ah, maybe I should have done it!  I hadn’t got as far as thinking exactly what the joke would have been…  Maybe something about how I’d hope Professor X would be sympathetic about depression but he’d probably be more sympathetic if you said you’d been attacked by Sentinels.  Or something.

[Edges nervously off the stage.]

Jun 15, 20132 notes

I’m not quite a terrible enough person to reblog this post and make an X-Men joke, but I am a terrible enough person to make a post about how I really want to.

Jun 14, 20131 note
#The link goes to a short text post about not being able to submit academic work because of depression #In case you don't like clicking mysterious links #Which I don't either

perseidbadger:

ok like I’m all about descriptivism over prescriptivism but I still feel very strongly that as a standalone statement, it is “forever reblog,” and perhaps “always reblog,” but never “always reblogging”

Interesting.  How do you interpret it?  I read it as a use of the present participle with a future meaning, like ‘I’m totally making cheese-on-toast when I get home’.  So I mentally unpack ‘always reblogging’ as ‘I’m always reblogging this’ meaning ‘I will always reblog this’.

Of course the trouble with that is that you can tell that ‘I’m totally making cheese-on-toast when I get home’ is a statement about the future because of the ‘when I get home’, but ‘I’m always reblogging this’ is unhelpfully ambiguous because it could just as plausibly mean ‘I reblog this so frequently that I seem to be perpetually reblogging it’.

Which could also be true.

‘Always reblog’ is certainly less ambiguous.  ’Forever reblog’, oddly, doesn’t quite work for me because for some reason I instinctively interpret it as a single act of reblogging whose effects are of infinite duration, or possibly a single act of reblogging that never ends.  Not sure why.

Hmm.  Words.  Isn’t it, though?  Yeah.

Jun 12, 20133 notes

ladysaviours:

sententiola:

[Vague and not very serious spoilers for Twin peaks and The killing (Danish version).]

ladysaviours:

sententiola replied to your post: alisonofagun replied to your post: thinking about…

Do you mean the Danish version of ‘The killing’? I’m about six episodes into it and there’s certainly a ‘teenage girl killed, turns out to have been a bit wild’ similarity with ‘Twin Peaks’, but everything else is… completely different…?

I thought “The Killing” started out Danish and then was remade in English? Becuase I’m watching the English version now, and just in the pilot, there’s a LOT taken straight from Twin Peaks- like the opening scene with the body on the beach, and the mother listening in on the phone as her husband finds out about the murder.

I think there was an English-language remake, yeah — I haven’t seen any of that.  In the Danish version she’s found in a car that’s fished out of a lake, although the phone thing is the same.  I guess there are some allusions — there’s a parallel to the discovery of the old railway carriage scene, for example.  But unless I’m missing something (which I may well be!) they’re mostly fairly superficial quotations / homages.  The tone and approach of The killing (at least the Danish one) seem completely different: it’s set in a bit city, it’s much closer to a traditional police procedural, there’s no supernatural weirdness, there are only really two strands to the plot, of which one is the investigation and the other is a political thriller kind of thing.  But I’ll keep an eye open for more nods to Twin peaks as I carry on watching: it’s an interesting angle.  And interesting that the English-language version seems to have deliberately added more nods than the original.

the thing that struck me about the homages is a) how blatant they were, and b) how LONG they went on. The body discovery scene wasn’t of Rosie’s body- it was some kind of animal- but here’s what it looked like on Twin Peaks:

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and here’s what it looks like on The Killing:

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In Twin Peaks, Sarah Palmer is on the phone with Leland when the police approach him to tell him that Laura’s body was found. Leland drops the phone, and Sarah starts to scream when she realizes what’s going on. Here’s what it looks like on Twin Peaks:

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and here’s what it loks like on The Killing:

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also, though I haven’t gotten past the pilot yet, I’ve heard there’s a significant plot point where the police find a videotape Rosie made of herself and notice the reflection of a motorcycle in her eye. That’s … pretty specific.

Hmm, yes, it seems like the English version has very significantly upped the Twin Peaks parallels.  The Danish version doesn’t have anything about the reflection of a motorcycle, as far as a I can remember.  Nor is there a motorcycle.  There’s a van that shows up on CCTV from the school where Nanna (the murdered character) was at a party earlier on the night of the killing, and a few episodes later there’s video taken on someone else’s mobile phone on the same night but that’s a completely different bit of plot.  I wonder why the remake felt the need to Twin Peaks-ify it so much.

Jun 8, 20133 notes
#Twin Peaks spoilers #The killing spoilers
Jun 8, 20132,018 notes

[Vague and not very serious spoilers for Twin peaks and The killing (Danish version).]

ladysaviours:

sententiola replied to your post: alisonofagun replied to your post: thinking about…

Do you mean the Danish version of ‘The killing’? I’m about six episodes into it and there’s certainly a ‘teenage girl killed, turns out to have been a bit wild’ similarity with ‘Twin Peaks’, but everything else is… completely different…?

I thought “The Killing” started out Danish and then was remade in English? Becuase I’m watching the English version now, and just in the pilot, there’s a LOT taken straight from Twin Peaks- like the opening scene with the body on the beach, and the mother listening in on the phone as her husband finds out about the murder.

I think there was an English-language remake, yeah — I haven’t seen any of that.  In the Danish version she’s found in a car that’s fished out of a lake, although the phone thing is the same.  I guess there are some allusions — there’s a parallel to the discovery of the old railway carriage scene, for example.  But unless I’m missing something (which I may well be!) they’re mostly fairly superficial quotations / homages.  The tone and approach of The killing (at least the Danish one) seem completely different: it’s set in a bit city, it’s much closer to a traditional police procedural, there’s no supernatural weirdness, there are only really two strands to the plot, of which one is the investigation and the other is a political thriller kind of thing.  But I’ll keep an eye open for more nods to Twin peaks as I carry on watching: it’s an interesting angle.  And interesting that the English-language version seems to have deliberately added more nods than the original.

Jun 8, 20133 notes
#Twin peaks spoilers #The killing spoilers
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Jun 1, 20132 notes
#Ferretbrain

May 2013

4 posts

jackmusclescarier:

“If a rule or principle of law is conceptualized as defining a two-dimensional “area” of conduct, conduct within which should be legal and conduct outside of which should be illegal, it has been observed that the border of that area must be a fractal, because of the infinite and recursive potential exceptions and extensions necessary to account appropriately for all variations in fact pattern that may arise.”

— the wikipedia article for fractals has an “in law” section, for some reason???

As I recall, there was a time in the 1990s when fractals became very trendy and lots of dubious metaphors were deployed in non-scientific fields of thought.

This particular example seems to be trying to say that there are infinite possible examples of lawful conduct and infinite possible examples of unlawful conduct.  Which is fine, but I don’t really understand why the line between unlawful and lawful therefore has to be fractal.  After all, there are infinite points on either side of a straight line or inside and outside a circle too.

Maybe the idea is that in order to accommodate unusual situations the law diverges from a straight (or simple curved) line.  So when a situation arises that would, if the law followed a straight line, fall on one side, but that outcome would appear unjust, the frontier of lawfulness takes a detour so as to place it on the other side.  But then one can imagine a slight variation that would make that outcome appear unjust too, so within that detour is another smaller detour in the opposite direction, and so on at greater and greater levels of detail.

If that’s the idea, I think it’s a pretty useless way of imagining how law works.  For one thing, it suggests that law develops in a regular and symmetrical way, with the exceptions being self-similar across scale, which is nonsense.  Also, the variations don’t descend to an infinite level of detail because at some level (1) it becomes inefficient to make adjustments in order to achieve a perfectly just outcome and / or (2) it becomes impossible to achieve any sort of consensus about what constitutes a perfectly just outcome.

There may be some value, I suppose, in using fractals to illustrate the idea that the category ‘lawful conduct’ is not simple to define, like a perfect circle, but is defined by a series of greater and lesser exceptions such that it nonetheless ends up approximating a perfect circle (where the perfect circle constitutes justice).  But that only works if you ignore some key properties of fractals, and is also a slightly tendentious model of lawfulness.

May 27, 20139 notes

There should be a chamber orchestra dedicated to performing orchestral arrangements of songs by people you meet outside of bars and it should be called Individuals Whom One Is Apt To Encounter In The Vicinity Of Licensed Drinking Establishments.

May 25, 201313 notes
#people you meet outside of bars

nuditea:

i dropped my toast into a big dirt pile on the ground and then automatically put it under the tap to clean it off and now i’m Depressed.

May 14, 201313 notes

I had a dream that I was at school (but not a school I’ve ever actually been to, and I think some of the teachers were secretly animals or something, can’t really remember that bit) and we had to choose what subjects to study the following year.  There was some flexibility about how much you did, but I wanted to do lots because stuff is interesting.  But also you had to figure it all out so that your timetable worked and you weren’t going to two lessons at the same time, which was very complicated because every subject had its own timetable and none of them fitted together neatly.  And we had to make our final choices and draw up our proposed timetables and all this had to be done under exam conditions for some reason.  Like, we’d known what the options were for a while and we were allowed to think about it in advance, but then we had to do the final definite choosing all sitting silently in a room within a defined period of time.  Everyone else had thought about it in advance.  I hadn’t.  I’d thought it would be easy, but then every combination I tried didn’t work and I got more and more panicky as I realized I wasn’t going to be able to do it in time and I’d just have to throw together some kind of mess of a timetable that would involve doing subjects I really didn’t want to do just because I could make them fit together.  It was fairly horrible.

I don’t know why I never have normal school-panic dreams.  I never have ‘turn up at school and find out there’s a test you didn’t know about’ dreams or that kind of thing.  Sometimes I have ‘suddenly can’t remember which lesson you’re meant to be going to and then remember but it’s way over on the other side of the building and also apparently the corridors are all quite similar’ dreams.

Actually it makes sense, now that I think about it.  Because generally I haven’t had trouble with tests and knowledge and stuff, so exams and surprise tests aren’t too scary.  But I am very disorganized and unreliable and my memory is bad so it’s unsurprising that I have anxieties about timetables and stuff I guess.

Ho hum.

May 7, 20132 notes

April 2013

10 posts

it's versayse

premierboner:

i have a paper due in two days and i’ve written a whole goddamn page so i’m watching showgirls! i can’t believe i’ve never seen it before!

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Cinema Rolls loves this film.  She had a Showgirls birthday party one year — well, officially it was a things-Elizabeth-Berkley-has-been-in party because Radioforte doesn’t look like any of the characters in Showgirls but does look a bit like Screech from Saved by the bell.  Everyone who didn’t come in costume was given a chin extension made out of a bit of egg-box so they could be Kyle McLachlan.  We played the official ‘stick the pasties on the showgirl’ game from the Showgirls VIP box set and watched the film while playing an appropriate drinking game (drink when Nomi hits an inanimate object, drink when there’s aggressive eating, drink when there’s incredibly unerotic nudity, &c.) using official Showgirls shot glasses.  It was amazing.

One of the remarkable things about the film is the complete lack of character development.  Nomi goes on an amazing life-unchanging journey of self-non-discovery and emerges exactly the same as she was at the beginning.  Which somehow seems entirely appropriate.

Bonus joke (courtesy of someone on Twitter the other day): what’s Nomi Malone’s favourite fish?  DIFF’RENT PLAICES.

Apr 23, 201315 notes

Sometimes I’m scrolling up through my dashboard (I read Tumblr chronologically) I get to a really long text post and as I scroll up to the top I subliminally pick up bits of phrasing or whatever and find myself thinking ‘this seems kind of dry and boring’ and then I get to the top and it invariably turns out to be something I wrote.

Apr 23, 20135 notes
yesterday

nuditea:

my dad’s landline reads the name or number of whoever’s calling as it rings. it’s this stupid goofy robot lady voice that doesn’t know how to pronounce anything. this is it trying to say “yesterday”

Yrrrstrrday

All my troubles seemed so frrruway

Now it looks as thought they’re hrrrtstay

Oh I believe in yrrrstrrday.

Apr 22, 201321 notes

thebeggarandtheking:

queennubian:

She was once the a beautiful virgin shadow maiden of Athean. After Poseidon rapes Medusa in Athena’s temple, Athena punishes Medusa….making her the embodiement of death and damning her to a life of solitude.

What does this say about society then, and now?

Well, the myth that tells Medusa’s metamorphosis into a monster as a punishment by Athena is the patriarchal Roman version. The ancient Greek myth, which has closer ties to its progenitor, the Egyptian tale of Wadjet, tells us that Athena gifted Medusa with ugliness and the power to turn men to stone as a way of protecting her from further violations of her person. Even so, her ugliness was emphasized in the Roman retelling as a way to further demonize and disenfranchise Medusa (i.e. she only lashed out on men because she was too ugly to be loved by them, her ugliness forced her into seclusion from men, ugly women are bad, etc. ((I am ironically using abbreviations for Latin words here yes)).). As the original myth tells it, she lived in solitude because she did not wish to be around men after what Poseidon had done. And Athena gave her the power to never be at the mercy of a male again. So originally, Athena was pissed at Poseidon, not Medusa. And then, of course, the Romans took it one step further and had Perseus behead her (yay the vindictive old hag is dead) and give it to Athena for her shield.

But yeah, renderings of Medusa’s head appeared in the doorways of many women’s shelters in ancient Greece because she was a symbol of female empowerment, not a monster feared by men and women alike.

This brings me to my awkward segue into a cool essay on the subject: The Laugh of the Medusa by Helene Cixous actually touches on the system of misogynistic fear behind the Romanized version, but most importantly why women need to write their stories because this is the shit that happens when dudebros get ahold of them. It’s also an awesome overture to queer theories of writing. If you can read French, I highly suggest getting your hands on the essay as it was originally written, because Cixous’ voice is just incredibly inspiring when you read it as she intended it to be read. Also, the essay itself is worthy of criticism as it is not as intersectional as it absolutely needs to be. I feel I should add that before someone thinks I advocate the problematic things she says.

But now that I’ve totally digressed from my original point: It’s important that we’re always mindful to question the credibility of those telling us not only history, but also legend.

(I became absolutely exhausted halfway through this so forgive me if the connection I’m making between the original post and this essay is more arbitrary than I think it is at the moment)

Very interesting!  Pear and I were talking about Medusa the other day, actually, and about how the turning of the ‘heroes’ into stone is usually just thought of as a fancy way of killing them, and perhaps as a warning to others, but that looks at it from the attacker’s point of view.  What does it mean for the gorgon that she protects herself by creating statues?  A statue is a way of constructing a public memory of someone, of broadcasting their character and achievements.  Usually they present the subject as the subject wants to be presented (or as someone else wants them to be presented) rather than necessarily as they are.  But the statues Medusa creates are like photographs and can’t lie.  And the memory they preserve and broadcast is of an aggressor.  Medusa turns her attackers into permanent memorials of the fact that they were trying to kill her.  It’s a bit like taking a screen-shot of an abusive message, or a video of an act of police brutality.

I’m a bit wary of talk about ‘the original myth’, though, because it’s very rarely possible to identify such a thing.  You can often find the oldest recorded version, but that’s rarely the first time the story was ever told, and it’s often possible to detect traces of earlier layers.  Sometimes written versions of later date can actually contain elements that go back further than earlier written versions.  Homer, for instance, the oldest surviving Greek source, seems to talk of only one gorgon, but a short time later Hesiod has three; but Euripides, much later still, refers to only one.

Similarly we probably shouldn’t talk about ‘the Roman version’ because there were many Roman versions and many Greek versions, and those categories overlap chronologically (since Greeks and Romans coexisted). It certainly isn’t right to say that the Romans introduced the beheading of Medusa by Perseus: that goes right back to Hesiod (Theogony line 280 or thereabouts) and is common in Greek visual art.  And I’m a bit unsure about thebeggarandtheking’s suggestions of the differences between Greek and Roman accounts of Athena’s motives and intentions in causing Medusa’s transformation: my impression is that it’s rather more patchy than that.  In Ovid (Metamorphoses book 4), a Roman source, the snaky hair is depicted as both a punishment imposed by Minerva and also a form of empowerment, or at least self-defence, for Medusa: ‘to terrify her enemies’.  In one strand of the tradition it’s nothing to do with Poseidon at all but revenge for Medusa’s attempt to rival Athena’s beauty.  I’m not aware of any version that depicts Athena as mainly motivated by a desire to protect Medusa: it sits rather uncomfortably with the fact that in most versions, both Greek and Roman, she’s the one who orchestrates and assists Medusa’s assassination by Perseus, but then again gods changed their minds a lot, and I’m certainly not familiar with every version of the story, so there may well be support for that reading somewhere.

Similarly the ugliness or beauty of Medusa doesn’t seem to me to observe a clean division between Roman and Greek sources.  In Pindar, an old Greek poet, she’s beautiful, but in Apollodorus, also Greek but somewhat later, she has scales and tusks; in Greek vase-painting, on the other hand, she was usually monstrous in the archaic period but became beautiful in the classical period.  In Ovid her face is unpleasant or terrible but it isn’t entirely clear whether this is because it’s unattractive or simply because it causes death and / or is itself dead (after being severed and mounted on a shield).

There are a lot of interesting ways to read the Medusa tradition, drawing on various different strands and sources.  (We haven’t even touched on the fact that the gorgons were generally thought to have lived in Africa!)  We can get a lot out of it without succumbing to the idea, which seems to thrive on Tumblr, that ‘the original version’ is somehow better or more interesting or less (or more) implicated in oppressive thinking or otherwise more worthy of attention (see also sundry arguments about Sherlock Holmes adaptations, or people citing the novel Les miserables as support for their interpretations of the film, or that post that went round a while back claiming that there was an ‘original’ version of Peter Pan in which Peter murdered the Lost Boys to stay young).  I completely agree that we always need to ask who’s telling the story and what shapes the way they shape it, and that’s precisely because there is no original: there is no neutral starting-point.  Every version is a combination of pre-existing elements and new ideas, and that’s as true of our own retellings and interpretations as it is of Hesiod’s and Ovid’s.  Thebeggarandtheking has taken elements from different readings of Medusa and made a new reading, and that reading has informed and deepened my reading even though there are elements of it I disagree with, and so onwards and outwards and down the generations.

Apr 22, 20139,621 notes

It’s great that Tumblr has a special thing for adding captions to pictures but it’s kind of annoying that you can’t tell whether a picture has a caption without clicking on it.

Apr 21, 2013
#And by 'great' I mean 'okay but not hugely impressive' #and by 'kind of annoying' I mean 'really quite frustrating'
Hanging By A Thread

Hanging by a thread  ·  Cowbell

(Cowbell, 2012)

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Just heard this on the radio.  Nice feel: part 60s pop, part 70s new wave.  Can’t find the lyrics online but I’ll try to type them up when I get a moment.

Apr 15, 2013

ladysaviours:

is it normal to get completely covered in water while doing the dishes? I’m asking for a friend.

My friend would like to reassure your friend that it’s pretty standard, judging by my, um, their experience.

Apr 15, 20138 notes

iced-chai:

I had a dream that involved Satah, Jamie, and Pear, and it was a very good dream and at one point during it I exclaimed, “They will all be so very happy to know that they all appeared in my dream and at least on one plane of existence we have all met up and had a wonderful time!”

:D  :D  :D

Apr 13, 20135 notes
#:D
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